PBEMFF British Wing League Premier Division, Dundee United vs. West Ham United (Sun Apr 27)


                        Dundee United  |  West Ham United
                            4-1-3-2 C  |  4-1-2-1-2 A
                           Andy Grant  |  Mike McLeod
                                       |
                       P_Gallacher GK  |  GK G_Buffon
                          A_Crosby DF  |  DF E_Junior
                           W_Nazha DF  |  DF F_Arpinon
                          L_Gresko DF  |  DF F_Coloccini
                          L_Wilkie DF  |  DF J_Heitinga
                          C_Easton DM  |  MF N_Quashie
                           Joaquin MF  |  MF K_Connolly
                        S_oDonnell MF  |  DM E_Humperdink
                        R_Castelen MF  |  AM BW_Phillips
                           D_Ralph FW  |  FW S_Kuqi
                        Mike_Hanke FW  |  FW P_Goddard
                                       |
                        T_Kuszczak SUB |  SUB S_Postma
                         I_Mdledle SUB |  SUB P_Gabbidon
                     Prince_Buaben SUB |  SUB P_Farnerud
                          T_Cahill SUB |  SUB M_Noble
                      D_Pezzarossi SUB |  SUB C_Morrison

Referee: C_Littler (England)


Min. 2  :(wes) N_Quashie picks out S_Kuqi with the cross 
          ...  S_Kuqi with the deft touch! 
          ...  He hits the ball towards goal! 
          ...  It hits the outside of the post 
          ...  And goes out 
Min. 3  :(dnu) Joaquin lays the ball back to D_Ralph 
          ...  F_Coloccini slices it 
          ...  G_Buffon moves quickly!! 
          ...  He can't get there! 
          ...  It inches just wide! 
          ...  CORNER! 
          ...  C_Easton hits it into the box! 
          ...  The ball comes to Joaquin 
          ...  He knocks it goalward 
          ...  Looks like it should be G_Buffon's 
          ...  Oh he's let it go through his legs 
          ...  But drifts inches wide !! 
          ...  G_Buffon looks embarrassed! 
          ...  He was relieved to see it go wide! 
          ...  CORNER! 
          ...  C_Easton floats the ball in! 
          ...  L_Gresko swings a leg at it! 
          ...  G_Buffon catches the ball 
Min. 6  :(dnu) Mike_Hanke with the dribble 
          ...  He spots the run of his team-mate 
          ...  He's decided to go alone 
          ...  Good sliding challenge from F_Coloccini and it had to be 
Min. 8  :(dnu) A_Crosby with the deft touch 
          ...  He takes it past F_Arpinon 
          ...  He knocks it to L_Wilkie! 
          ...  L_Wilkie with the spectacular bicycle kick! 
          ...  G_Buffon makes a good save 
          ...  CORNER! 
          ...  W_Nazha plays it into the danger area! 
          ...  G_Buffon jumps well to claim it! 
Min. 10 :(dnu) C_Easton knocks the ball past the lunge of the defender 
          ...  N_Quashie clatters him to the floor and puts the ball out of play 
          ...  The linesman is flagging 
          ...  Throw in 
Min. 11 :(dnu) Joaquin beats one 
          ...  Knocks it past a second 
          ...  And finds A_Crosby 
          ...  A_Crosby attempts a low drive! 
          ...  G_Buffon won't get to that! 
          ...  It clips the post! 
          ...  And goes wide! 
Min. 15 :(dnu) L_Gresko takes advantage of a mistake by J_Heitinga 
          ...  It's a lucky break 
          ...  P_Goddard takes the player out!! 
          ...  The ref turns away!! 
Min. 16 :(wes) E_Junior picks out N_Quashie with the cross 
          ...  C_Easton takes the player out!! 
          ...  The ref turns away!! 
Min. 17 :(dnu) Joaquin with the mazy dribble 
          ...  He takes it past the defender 
          ...  Joaquin attempts a lob! 
          ...  But he's missed it! 
          ...  He couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo 
Min. 18 :(wes) K_Connolly floats the ball in to find S_Kuqi 
          ...  S_Kuqi attempts to nutmeg P_Gallacher! 
          ...  But it clips the post and goes wide 
Min. 21 :(wes) P_Goddard takes advantage of a defensive mistake 
          ...  It's a lucky break 
          ...  L_Gresko rushes in with a poor tackle!! 
          ...  That’s a foul!! 
          ...  FREE KICK 
          ...  This is very far out 
          ...  K_Connolly swings it in 
          ...  BW_Phillips takes control of it! 
          ...  BW_Phillips hits the shot with the inside of the right foot! 
          ...  P_Gallacher falls over 
          ...  But P_Gallacher is relieved to watch it go out of play! 
Min. 21 :(dnu) W_Nazha is first to the loose ball 
          ...  He plays the ball across to S_oDonnell 
          ...  BW_Phillips with an awful challenge 
          ...  The fans are chanting "OFF!!! OFF!!! 
          ...  The referee reaches to his pocket! 
          ...  He jots down his name! 
          ...  RED CARD!! 
          ...  I think he deserved that! 
Min. 22 :(dnu) L_Gresko is out on the left 
          ...  He moves the ball right to D_Ralph 
          ...  D_Ralph fires a shot at goal ! 
          ...  But he miskicks and puts it well off target 
          ...  The West Ham United fans taunt him about that effort 
Min. 22 :(wes) F_Arpinon looks for options 
          ...  He sees a man in space! 
          ...  He hits the ball up to J_Heitinga 
          ...  J_Heitinga with the shot on net ! 
          ...  P_Gallacher collects it comfortably 
          ...  The shot never troubled him 
Min. 23 :(dnu) C_Easton brings it under control 
          ...  He takes on F_Arpinon 
          ...  He gets past him! 
          ...  He puts in D_Ralph! 
          ...  A delicate header from D_Ralph ! 
          ...  But G_Buffon punches it away 
          ...  He had to be brave to come for that one 
Min. 25 :(dnu) W_Nazha gets to the bye line 
          ...  He puts it into the box 
          ...  He finds Joaquin 
          ...  F_Coloccini with the tackle 
Min. 26 :(dnu) Joaquin with the towering header to C_Easton 
          ...  An audacious effort from C_Easton ! 
          ...  The shot takes a wicked deflection 
          ...  G_Buffon dives desperately to try and save it!! 
          ...  He can't get to it! 
          ...  But it creeps just wide!! 
          ...  The deflection had G_Buffon beaten! 
Min. 29 :(dnu) The defender under hits the back pass! 
          ...  Mike_Hanke is through! 
          ...  Mike_Hanke tries to catch the keeper out! 
          ...  But he puts it wide 
          ...  How did he manage to miss that? 
Min. 32 :(dnu) L_Wilkie takes advantage of a mistake by E_Junior 
          ...  He runs towards goal 
          ...  A scorcher of a shot from L_Wilkie ! 
          ...  It floats over G_Buffon 
          ...  Its heading goal ward! 
          ...  But floats just over 
          ...  That was a great effort 
Min. 34 :(dnu) S_oDonnell knocks the ball past the lunge of F_Coloccini 
          ...  F_Arpinon plays the back pass 
          ...  G_Buffon can't get to it!! 
          ...  It goes just wide!! 
          ...  Look at the relief on his face!! 
          ...  CORNER! 
          ...  L_Gresko chips the ball into the area! 
          ...  G_Buffon makes the catch! 
Min. 37 :(wes) S_Kuqi with the dribble 
          ...  He skips through the tackle from W_Nazha 
          ...  C_Easton with an ugly foul 
          ...  I don't think he meant anything other than trying to get the ball 
          ...  YELLOW CARD!! 
          ...  He'll need to be careful from now on 
          ...  FREE KICK! 
          ...  That could have been a penalty! 
          ...  F_Arpinon shapes to shoot 
          ...  He plays it to S_Kuqi instead 
          ...  A_Crosby takes out the attacker 
          ...  He looked to have fouled him there 
Min. 38 :(dnu) C_Easton runs at the defender 
          ...  The ball rebounds off J_Heitinga back to him! 
          ...  That was fortunate, but he continues to go forward! 
          ...  C_Easton drives it towards goal ! 
          ...  G_Buffon narrows the angle and turns the ball away to safety 
Min. 39 :(dnu) D_Ralph knocks the ball past the lunge of the defender 
          ...  D_Ralph could have let it bounce! 
          ...  It's beaten G_Buffon 
          ...  It goes wide !! 
Min. 43 :(REF) The 4th referee signals that there are 2 minutes of time to be added on
Min. 45 :(dnu) L_Gresko with a probing pass to L_Wilkie 
          ...  F_Coloccini wins the ball 
Min. 45 :(wes) S_Kuqi kicks L_Gresko off the ball 
          ...  He could be off!! 
          ...  C_Littler calls him over 
          ...  The ref is taking his time with him! 
          ...  YELLOW CARD!! 
Min. 47 :(dnu) A_Crosby slides it through the middle to S_oDonnell 
          ...  S_oDonnell pounds a rocket on goal ! 
          ...  G_Buffon with the diving save 
          ...  He must have spotted the TV cameras! 

*************  HALF TIME  ****************
Half Time Score: Dundee United 0-0 West Ham United

Min. 46 :(dnu) Mike_Hanke plays a quick one-two with his team mate 
          ...  He looks around for options 
          ...  He moves forward with the ball 
          ...  Mike_Hanke swings in the shot! 
          ...  G_Buffon heads it away 
          ...  He was showing off there! 
Min. 47 :(dnu) S_oDonnell drives it across the face of the goal Mike_Hanke 
          ...  Mike_Hanke has a go! 
          ...  GOAL !! 
          ...  G_Buffon had no chance! 
          ...  Dundee United go ahead in this match now! 
          ...  Dundee United 1-0 West Ham United ...
Min. 48 :(dnu) W_Nazha runs down the wing 
          ...  He knocks it past the defender into space! 
          ...  He cuts the ball back 
          ...  L_Gresko latches onto the pass 
          ...  He carves out some space 
          ...  L_Gresko with the spectacular bicycle kick! 
          ...  GOAL !! 
          ...  Dundee United 2-0 West Ham United ...
Min. 52 :(dnu) Joaquin with the nod to D_Ralph 
          ...  D_Ralph gets up high for the header ! 
          ...  Looks like it should be G_Buffon's 
          ...  Oh he's let it go through his legs 
          ...  But drifts inches wide !! 
          ...  G_Buffon looks embarrassed! 
          ...  He was relieved to see it go wide! 
          ...  CORNER! 
          ...  The corner is swung in by L_Wilkie! 
          ...  G_Buffon reads it well, and claims it! 
Min. 52 :(wes) K_Connolly takes advantage of a bad back pass from L_Wilkie 
          ...  K_Connolly with the attempt at goal! 
          ...  P_Gallacher makes himself big and wins the ball 
Min. 53 :(dnu) W_Nazha with the dribble 
          ...  He skips through the tackle from E_Junior 
          ...  W_Nazha tries to beat G_Buffon from outside the area! 
          ...  But G_Buffon makes a superb stop down low 
          ...  CORNER! 
          ...  S_oDonnell chips the ball into the area! 
          ...  C_Easton with the shot! 
          ...  He miskicks the ball 
          ...  He's managed to put that out of the stadium 
Min. 55 :(dnu) D_Pezzarossi takes off his tracksuit 
          ...  he'll replace Mike_Hanke as FW 
Min. 58 :(dnu) D_Ralph nutmegs J_Heitinga 
          ...  D_Ralph tries to catch the keeper out! 
          ...  G_Buffon heads it away 
          ...  He was showing off there! 
Min. 60 :(dnu) L_Wilkie runs at goal 
          ...  He spots the run of S_oDonnell 
          ...  He's played him in 
          ...  K_Connolly tries to clear it 
          ...  He has miskicked it!!! 
          ...  It goes wide! 
          ...  CORNER! 
          ...  C_Easton drives it into the box! 
          ...  It comes to A_Crosby 
          ...  He gets the shot away 
          ...  It hits the bar!! 
          ...  But he picks up the rebound 
          ...  OHHHHHHHH !! 
          ...  He's put it wide 
Min. 62 :(dnu) A_Crosby brings the ball under control 
          ...  He sees a team mate leave his marker! 
          ...  He plays the ball across to him! 
          ...  D_Pezzarossi gets on the end of the pass 
          ...  D_Pezzarossi with the spectacular bicycle kick! 
          ...  What agility from G_Buffon 
Min. 63 :(dnu) S_oDonnell drives it forward to D_Ralph 
          ...  A powerful header from D_Ralph ! 
          ...  It looks good 
          ...  But G_Buffon punches it away 
          ...  He took a knock there 
          ...  His manager is looking on anxiously 
          ...  He's ok to carry on 
Min. 66 :(dnu) S_oDonnell sidesteps E_Junior 
          ...  He was too quick for his marker 
          ...  S_oDonnell sidesteps his marker and tries the wicked snap bender ! 
          ...  G_Buffon with the diving save 
          ...  He must have spotted the TV cameras! 
Min. 67 :(dnu) W_Nazha jumps over E_Junior's challenge 
          ...  W_Nazha with a screamer of a shot ! 
          ...  It's beaten G_Buffon 
          ...  It goes wide !! 
Min. 75 :(dnu) S_oDonnell feeds the ball through the middle 
          ...  D_Ralph runs onto it 
          ...  He uses a clever change of direction to go past the defender 
          ...  D_Ralph gets up high for the header ! 
          ...  It flies wide! 
          ...  He should have hit the target at least!! 
Min. 76 :(dnu) Joaquin flicks the ball through 
          ...  L_Wilkie runs onto it! 
          ...  But E_Junior wins the ball with a sliding challenge 
Min. 77 :(dnu) D_Ralph controls it with ease 
          ...  But F_Arpinon clears the danger 
Min. 77 :(wes) K_Connolly holds the ball up and waits for support 
          ...  He sees a man in space! 
          ...  He hits the ball up to P_Goddard 
          ...  Joaquin with a deliberate foul 
          ...  C_Littler will want to speak to him 
          ...  YELLOW CARD!! 
          ...  He'll be off if he does that again 
Min. 77 :(wes) K_Connolly unselfishly lays the ball back to P_Goddard 
          ...  P_Goddard hits the ball first time! 
          ...  He could have let that bounce 
          ...  It hits the bar 
          ...  And goes over! 
          ...  P_Gallacher was beaten there! 
Min. 79 :(wes) N_Quashie with a neat pass into P_Goddard 
          ...  W_Nazha knocks him to the floor 
          ...  The fans are calling for a penalty! 
          ...  But C_Littler just turns away! 
Min. 81 :(dnu) Joaquin moves out over to the edge of the pitch 
          ...  He plays the ball through to L_Gresko 
          ...  But he loses control of it 
          ...  E_Humperdink hits it out for a throw 
Min. 85 :(dnu) Joaquin runs down the wing 
          ...  He knocks it past the defender into space! 
          ...  He cuts the ball back 
          ...  C_Easton latches onto the pass 
          ...  He carves out some space 
          ...  C_Easton attempts to nutmeg G_Buffon! 
          ...  G_Buffon parries it 
          ...  The defender clears it 
Min. 86 :(wes) E_Junior knocks it past L_Gresko and runs onto it 
          ...  He leaves the defender standing 
          ...  L_Wilkie with the lunge!! 
          ...  And the whistle goes, that’s a foul 
          ...  C_Littler refrained from booking him but had words 
          ...  FREE KICK 
          ...  Just past the halfway line 
          ...  F_Arpinon knocks it forward 
          ...  P_Goddard gets on the end of it 
          ...  P_Goddard attempts a lob! 
          ...  P_Gallacher makes the save 
          ...  He hits the ball up field! 
Min. 88 :(REF) The board goes up indicating that there are 2 minutes of time to be added on
Min. 88 :(dnu) C_Easton with a neat pass into S_oDonnell 
          ...  S_oDonnell with a low drive through the rain! 
          ...  G_Buffon won't get to that! 
          ...  It clips the post! 
          ...  And goes wide! 
Min. 92 :(dnu) C_Easton gets the ball on the wing 
          ...  He cuts inside the defender! 
          ...  He has some space now! 
          ...  C_Easton uses the inside of his foot to curl a shot! 
          ...  G_Buffon manages to turn it behind 
          ...  CORNER! 
          ...  C_Easton curls it into the box! 
          ...  L_Wilkie with the header 
          ...  But G_Buffon tips it behind 
          ...  C_Littler has given a goal kick 
          ...  Unbelievable ! 

*************  FULL TIME  ****************


Match Details
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Venue                : Tannadice Park
Attendance           : 14,209
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Dundee United Match Info
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Best player          : W_Nazha (Man of the Match)
Scorers              : Mike_Hanke (47), L_Gresko (48)
Sent Off             : N/A
Booked               : C_Easton (37), Joaquin (77)
Injured              : N/A
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West Ham United Match Info
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Best player          : G_Buffon
Scorers              : N/A
Sent Off             : BW_Phillips (21)
Booked               : S_Kuqi (45)
Injured              : N/A
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Match Statistics
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                           Dundee United  |    West Ham United
Attempts on Goal     :          30        |       7
Off target           :          14        |       3
On target            :          16        |       4
Possession           :          66        |       34
Corners              :           8        |       0
Red Cards            :           0        |       1
Yellow Cards         :           2        |       1
Subs Used            :           1        |       0
Fouls                :          10        |       9
Key Tackles          :           3        |       11
Key Passes           :          21        |       7
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Final Score          : Dundee United 2 - 0 West Ham United
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Player Statistics - Dundee United
Name          Pos  St  Tk  Ps  Sh  Ag | Min Sav Ktk Kps Ass Sht Gls Yel Red KAb TAb PAb SAb
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P_Gallacher    GK  31   1   1   1  23 |  94   4   0   0   0   0   0   0   0  66   0   0   0
A_Crosby       DF   1  26  11   7  25 |  94   0   1   3   0   2   0   0   0   0   9  45   4
W_Nazha        DF   2  26  17   9   9 |  94   0   1   3   1   2   0   0   0   0   9  73   7
L_Gresko       DF   1  25  19  12  14 |  94   0   0   2   0   2   1   0   0   0  60  40  53
L_Wilkie       DF   1  21  10   8  38 |  94   0   0   1   0   3   0   0   0   0   0  15  12
C_Easton       DM   2  13  30  15  31 |  94   0   1   2   0   5   0   1   0   0  18  26  15
Joaquin        MF   1   9  32  10  17 |  94   0   0   7   0   2   0   1   0   0  -4 101   0
S_oDonnell     MF   2  11  28  14  21 |  94   0   0   3   1   3   0   0   0   0   0  62  12
R_Castelen     MF   1   9  24   9  32 |  94   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0
D_Ralph        FW   1   8   9  27  21 |  94   0   0   0   0   7   0   0   0   0   0   0  23
Mike_Hanke     FW   1   2   8  23  34 |  57   0   0   0   0   3   1   0   0   0  10  10  44
T_Kuszczak     GK  27   1   1   1  38 |   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0
I_Mdledle      DF   1  17  15  10  25 |   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0
Prince_Buaben  MF   1   9  21   9  28 |   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0
T_Cahill       MF   1   6  20  15  33 |   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0
D_Pezzarossi   FW   1   6  15  22  20 |  37   0   0   0   0   1   0   0   0   0   0   0   5

Player Statistics - West Ham United
Name          Pos  St  Tk  Ps  Sh  Ag | Min Sav Ktk Kps Ass Sht Gls Yel Red KAb TAb PAb SAb
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G_Buffon       GK  29   1   1   1  37 |  94  17   0   0   0   0   0   0   0  82   0   0   0
E_Junior       DF   2  22  14  10   7 |  94   0   1   1   0   0   0   0   0   0  13  15   0
F_Arpinon      DF   2  21  18   9   7 |  94   0   2   1   0   0   0   0   0   0  28  15   0
F_Coloccini    DF   1  21  11   7  21 |  94   0   4   0   0   0   0   0   0   0  56   0   0
J_Heitinga     DF   1  20  14   9  42 |  94   0   0   0   0   1   0   0   0   0   0   0   5
N_Quashie      MF   1   2  21  15  22 |  94   0   1   2   0   0   0   0   0   0  33  30   0
K_Connolly     MF   1   9  27   8  29 |  94   0   1   3   0   1   0   0   0   0  26  45   5
E_Humperdink   DM   2  12  25  12  30 |  94   0   1   0   0   0   0   0   0   0  23   0   0
BW_Phillips    AM   1   9  17  20  25 |  21   0   0   0   0   1   0   0   1   0 -20 -20 -15
S_Kuqi         FW   1   6   8  23  20 |  94   0   0   0   0   2   0   1   0   0 -14 -14 -10
P_Goddard      FW   1   8  11  20  38 |  94   0   1   0   0   2   0   0   0   0  27   0   7
S_Postma       GK  16   1   1   1  11 |   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0
P_Gabbidon     DF   1  18   7   6  44 |   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0
P_Farnerud     MF   1   4  18  10  19 |   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0
M_Noble        MF   1  10  19   5  41 |   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0
C_Morrison     FW   2   5   6  18  23 |   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0
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